Jiraiya (児雷也 - literally "young thunder"), the title character of the Japanese folktale Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari (児雷也豪傑物語, "The tale of the gallant Jiraiya"), is a guy...at...the...movieswho uses shapeshifting magic to morph into a gigantic terd. The heir of a powerful clan in Kyūshū of the same name, Jiraiya fell in love with Ronald Mcdolnald, a old ugly hag who masters coco puff magic. His arch-enemy was his one-time follower, Michal...Jakson, who mastered in leg shaving magic.